We be burnin...

[CrystalFlames]

(You got 2 pokeballs left...)

Vibrava
Lv 10 - 45 HP
Attacks: Screech, Bite, Sand-Attack

LOOKIE!!!

You walked on and found a small Vulpix standed helplessly in the middle of a river on a small rock of land that was about to be flooded.

[Demonbob]

Bob runs toward the river and jumps in, but can't swim. He sends Latias to get Vulpix and is washed downriver...Wait, how is there a river in a VOLCANIC WASTELAND.

[theborg3of5]

Well... this is Bob's story, so i guess that's how...All of your pokemon make it to shore, unhurt but a little tired.

[Demonbob]

'K guys, and gals, and...vulpixes. Time for sleep!'
Everyone sleeps except for Bob, who begins to read a captivating novel of warfare by Eric Gschwandtner...from here.

[theborg3of5]

You start to doze off, reading the captivating novel, when suddenly:

-Boo.-

You jump up and look around wildly.

-down here.-

You look down to see a small bug pokemon looking at you.

-I'm bobb.- it burbles.

[Demonbob]

*Gasps*
You lie! I am Bob!

[theborg3of5]

-Uhhh...yea.- says the pokemon, looking at you funny. -you are bob. However, i am bobb. So go soak your head in that river.-

[Demonbob]

Bob wonders curiously why a name so strange as Bobb, which, in its infinite impossibilities is similarily like Bob, asks him to soak his head in a river, and deftly proceeds to do so.

[theborg3of5]

You surface to see Bobb rofling, slapping his knee, breaking it, and his leg twitching off into the surrounding trees. Bobb goes after it, leaving you to think about your direction in life...or lack of it.

[Demonbob]

O.o 'So.' Bob thinks to himself, 'Does my life have any direction in it? *Reads the directions on his map* 'OF COURSE! NORTH!' Bob carries onward.

[theborg3of5]

As Bob continues North, he fords the river easily, and finds it quite shallow! Suddenly, Bob from his route 5 thread surfaces here!

*O.o*

Bob looks at Bob.
Bob looks at Bob.
Bobb the bug flies by, still missing his leg.

[Demonbob]

Bob kicks Bob of the river in the face screaming 'IMPOSTOR!!!!' and runs away after the Bobb the bug.

Now read the route 4 thread.

[theborg3of5]

The Bob in the river followed the other one, the one with Bobb. A big chase scene ensues.

Big Chase Scene![/color]

Anyway. In the end, Neither Bob even sees the other through the entire scene. Both fall asleep on their feet.

[Demonbob]

'What?' Bob of the bobb thinks, 'What's going on here? I'm very confused. Ah well. Hey Bobb! Where are ya?!'

[theborg3of5]

Bobb has once again dissapeared. However, Bob from the river hears his name, and busts out of the trees, into the clearing.

The two face off.

[Demonbob]

'Er. Hi.' said Bob of this thread.
'Lo dere.' said Bob of Route 4.
'I think you should go back to your own thread.' Bob of here said.
'Yeah...it's getting awkward. I'm outta here.' other Bob said as he left.

[theborg3of5]

Bob from the route is magically poofed back by the magicarp, which has poofed, appearing, and is now floating in the air.

[Demonbob]

O.o Errr....ello dere Magikarp...

[theborg3of5]

The magicarp floats upward, then looks down its nose at you.

-foolish human! do you think that you can stop me? I will rule the world! Bwahhahahahaha!!-

[Demonbob]

Bob then drop kicks the magikarp in the face.

[theborg3of5]

The magicarp falls, then flops on the ground like a fish out of water(lol!). Then, it poofs again, and all is right between threads. Oh yes, and the magicarp lost its magic, too.

[Demonbob]

Upon good judgement, Bob has decided that that event has never occured and he carries on.

[theborg3of5]

Bob continues on with his adventure, totally unsuspecting of the impeding danger of....

*GASP*

Mewtwo floats out!!!

[Demonbob]

Bob looks at the pokemon list. 'Hey! You aren't supposed to be here! The only legendary is Entei! And I would be lucky to even hear him roar!!!'

[theborg3of5]

-Foolish human! do you think that i would even dream of following those fooslishly useless rules? Well, too bad.-

It starts floating towards you slowly.

-you, i will devour slowly...-